Weston: I have lots of friends: Hannah, Rilee, To'Seanna. Do you have any friends?
Friend: I have lots of friends! Poopy pee! Stupid! Stupid! Poop!
Both (very loudly, rolling on floor): Bwahhhh Ha Ha Hahahahahaahaa!
Me: What's wrong?
W: He said he hates my toys! Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Friend's Mom: Did he really say that? Friend, did you say that?
F: Follow me!
W: NO! I'm the leader!
Both: Scream loudly, run down hall
Repeat until blood drips from my ears.
Moving on, thanks for all the great ideas for the cake solar system! We are going to try out some of the ideas this weekend so we don't make rookie mistakes on b-day. Weston and I talked about it this afternoon, and he had a great idea too: ice cream planets! I will keep you posted.
Still not in jail, y’all!
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