Grandpa's Chicken Teriyaki, adapted by Weston

1 package of chicken breasts
Crushed Garlic
2/3 cup soy sauce
1/3 cup lemon juice
1 tablespoon sesame oil

Watch mom make marinade and ask to help. After marinade is completed per Grandpa's recipe, take fork and carefully poke holes in chicken to tenderize. When mom leaves the room for split second, add 1 bottle of water and 1 box of raisins to marinade. Continue stabbing chicken and splash marinade in large circle on kitchen floor. Act annoyed when instructed that when helping mom cook, directions must be followed exactly. Insist that the new marinade is better, then request 8 bazillion stories about outer space.