Hi! My name is Anna, and I am a blogaholic. But that's not my problem. My problem is that everyone else's blog is cuter and more clever than mine. I can stand it when it's a big-time blog that makes money and everything, but I also read a lot of blogs written by people I know. They have all kinds of designs, counters, sidebars and blogrolls that I can't figure out how to do, and that's not even the worst part. The worst part is that they are all having more fun than me, their husbands and kids are more accomplished and better behaved than mine, they look beautiful in green dresses, and they probably get more packages in the mail than I do. It's like getting a Christmas newsletter every day! I suppose they have no hair growing out of their big toes, no raisins mashed into their carpets, and no dents in their walls. Where are all the blogs written by grumpy, sloppy hermits? Besides mine, I mean.