I walked into the kitchen this morning after hearing the 'glug, glug, glug' of the water dispenser. Weston and Shane were crawling around in a big pool of water and licking the floor.
They explained that there were thirsty kitties and had to drink off the floor because that's what kitties do, forcing me to actually utter the words: 'The next time you need to drink off the floor, please put the water in a bowl first.'
I followed that up with another winner: 'Hey! Wanna watch TV?'
Still not in jail, y’all!
1 day ago