After I wrote this post, my sister chastised me. She told me that instead of writing all the things I can't do, I should list the things I'm good at. What a good idea, I thought. I could call it 'The Shortest Post Ever'. Here are some things I can do:
1. I can read fast.
2. I can stay on a diet. If I want to.
3. I can make food out of almost nothing.
I really like this idea; if you want to, please make your own talent list in the comments!
Still not in jail, y’all!
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