Holy cow, I got ANOTHER email from a disenfranchised Sudanese girl. Her name is Fanny Deng, isn't that cute? And I love how she calls me dearest. Check it out below. Can you believe it?! It's an epidemic of plane crashes, conspiracies and evil uncles! The next thing you know someone's going to come up with some hare-brained scheme about the Kennedy assassination. What is this world coming to?!?!?!? Well, no matter.
What's important here, obviously, is helping this poor girl. And collecting my portion of that $10.4 million. I still haven't gotten all that money you wired me for Jena Justin Yac, so get cracking, people!
Hey, I just had a brilliant idea! Shocking, I know. Maybe these two gals could form a union, and/or start a class action suit against the evil uncles. If I was still on my first glass of wine, maybe I could even think up a good name and acronym for the union.
- Dearest,I am writing this mail to you with tears and sorrow from my heart.My name is Fanny Dominic Dim Deng, 22yrs old, female and I held from Sudan. My father Lt. Gen Dominic Dim Deng and my mother including other top Military officers and top government officials had been on board when the plane crashed on Friday May 02, 2008. You can read more about the crash through http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/