IRS now has access to my bank account information.
Friend with same birthday as me, only one year YOUNGER, has daughter getting married this summer.
Friend nagging me to make a list of 101 things I want to accomplish in 1001 days. So far I have thought of one: survive next 1001 days. Oh wait, I have one more: allow husband and children to survive next 1001 days. So that's two. I could probably commit to accomplishing those two things for the next two days; that's much more realistic.