Me: Why do you ask 'why?' so much?
Weston: Because I'm just a little boy and I don't know very many things yet.
At the grocery store, looking at the meat case:
Weston: Are those turkeys dead?
Me: Yes, they are.
Weston: Know how I can tell?
Me: No, how?
Weston: Because they're not making any noise.
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