1. Had to leave fun, prize-laden party early because of shrieking toddler. No prizes for me.
2. No yellow slips in mailbox.
3. Still no hummingbird.
4. Thrift store to be closed for entirety of holiday season.
5. Pile of reeking, vomitus covered bedding in laundry room does not appear to be shrinking.
6. Cheap decaf coffee is yucky.
7. Uninvited from playdate.
I think I’m being stalked.
4 days ago